THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Texas ya'll. Let's laugh.

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

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shikamori:

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

I grew up in Australia, this isn’t even an insult, it’s true

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judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

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