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Texas ya'll. University Student.

"If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal."

Khleo Thomas (via sofia—tortilla)

BEST PIECE OF ADVICE IVE READ IN A MINUTE

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(Source: schizo-fia, via s-exhaustt)

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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unbears:

I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

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cknd:

I spend so much time alone behind my computer if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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